Saturday, August 25, 2007

Forlorn

Poor Belle. No one has posted any entries to her blog for almost a whole month. This lack of blogging activity has made Belle rather depressed. She claims that she doesn't have much energy these days. As Belle puts it, "why should I bother doing anything cute or adorable if no one is going to blog about it?" It's a valid question.

And so Belle has been lying around on the floor day in and day out, looking supremely pathetic, as you can surely see yourself from this picture. She barely has the energy to drag herself over to her food bowl at dinner time. As Belle put it, "why should I eat, when no one will ever read about my adventures again?" Nevertheless, Belle always DOES end up dragging herself over to her food bowl, where she slowly forces down her food, only because she has "a small and constantly dwindling hope that my blog will be resurrected and that I will return to my rightful spot as the Internet's favorite kitty-cat".

And so, here I am writing Belle's first entry for August, and we're only 25 days into the month. Not bad, eh? Fortunately, I do at least have multiple excuses for this inexcusable offense. First off, Andrea and I were on vacation from August 1-11. And no, Belle did not come on vacation with us. But please, let's not get into that -- it is a sore subject around the apartment (who knew Belle liked the ocean?). My second excuse is that I started working again on August 13. So whereas before I used to have approximately 16 hours per day to write about Belle, now I only have about six. And trust me, it's tough to write a good blog entry in anything under seven hours.

But August has not been all vacation and work, no sir! As a matter of fact, August 2007 is somewhat of a historic month for Belle the Kitty, as her first [short] movie premiered at a film festival, where it was very warmly received! More details to come in my next post, which will occur before the month ends. Guaranteed!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was able to get a sneak preview of the critically acclaimed film "Belle", and let me assure you all, her performance is Oscar-worthy! The directorial talent and voice acting isn't that bad, either ^.~.

-Aurora

Mada said...

I had the pleasure of being at the red carpet premiere of Belle's movie and the crowd was wild about it.
I definitely have missed Belle's blogs and was very pleased to see it has been updated, but I agree the blogger has very good excuses for the delay.
Anyway, congrats to Belle on her movie and congrats on the revival of her blog.

BELLE said...

This is outrageous! I've never seen such sinful, unabashed indolence in my long and colorful life! The people deserve better. Bring back Belle!

Sassy said...

Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. Never in all my years of kitty blogging have I seen such a morally bankrupt show of kitty pride and loyalty. Belle deserves better and I call on her to sever all ties with your stagnant blog.